Hmm yes, perfect

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:39:31 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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Mon, 20 May 2013 02:37:40 -0400

an open letter to yahoo

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:31:31 -0400

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

joala: IM CRYING

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:29:28 -0400

joala:

IM CRYING

bookkase: If you do not believe that this is one of the best...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:15:53 -0400

bookkase:

If you do not believe that this is one of the best self-discovery stories then you need to re-evaluate how you perceive things.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:50:26 -0400

fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:44:26 -0400

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:43:25 -0400

cockenblog: The return of Arrested Development is timed perfectly with how long it’s taken me to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:19:34 -0400

cockenblog:

The return of Arrested Development is timed perfectly with how long it’s taken me to forgive them for the “For British Eyes Only” subplot.

God: I love all my children equally.

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:16:10 -0400

God: I love all my children equally.
[Earlier in the Bible]
God: I don't care for Gob.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 21:13:19 -0400

deluminator: my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:09:02 -0400

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’