I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER
(Source: uproxx, via livvyham)
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial, via ikkinnorwoks)
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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
(via kaylandh)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via loveandloveagain)
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fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
IM CRYING
(via manateaparty)
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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
(via forshitsandgigggles)
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The return of Arrested Development is timed perfectly with how long it’s taken me to forgive them for the “For British Eyes Only” subplot.
