May 2013
88 posts
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
cockenblog:
The return of Arrested Development is timed perfectly with how long it’s taken me to forgive them for the “For British Eyes Only” subplot.
God: I love all my children equally.
[Earlier in the Bible]
God: I don't care for Gob.
deluminator:
my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
“I suspect it’s difficult for men to imagine a world in which their bodies have...”
– Unknown (via perfect)
A Baroque Drinking Game
wtfarthistory:
Workshop of Joachim Fries, Automaton with Diana on a Stag, ca. 1620-35, gilded silver. The Walters Art Museum, Baltimore
Step 1: Gather friends for a party.
Step 2: Remove the stag’s head.
Step 3: Pour wine into the sculpture.
Step 4: Wind up the sculpture (using keyhole in the base).
Step 5: Send the automaton wheeling across the table until it stops in front of a guest.
...
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
fartgallery:
fartgallery:
so one morning I woke up to go to school and saw that my roommate left me this note
so I walked into the kitchen and then saw that he was actually serious
except inside the bag was a handful of cheerios, a pack of sweet tarts, and a raw potato
also he was upset that I didn’t eat it so he moved the sign
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
pizza:
dempokeballstho:
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
egg-rolls:
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
